Mailman Dave
I know that everybody’s Tik Tok feed is supposed to be unique, but I’m willing to bet that most guy’s feeds are a lot like mine. Women dancing in little to no clothes, and whatever new trend shows a girl’s body off. I figured I would let the horny dudes who don’t have Tik Tok know what new trend is out there, and I’ll show off the trends of the past.
Today’s trend is back to being a song where women dance in little to no clothes. The song is I Yi Yi by the Ying Yang Twins. Ying Yang Twins were huge in the 2000s especially Get Low. Every elementary school kid knew every word from the chorus; to the window to the wall, till the sweat drips down my balls. Ying Yang Twins taught millions of children what skeet meant. Anyway, this blog isn’t about how awesome Ying Yang Twins are. It’s about the horny Tik Tok trend, so here you go.
We have Hooter girls, a girl in a bunny costume, pajamas, and a swimsuit which I don’t understand, but I’m not complaining. We have some women who go all-in on the dance with jumping in the air, and somehow tits aren’t flying out everywhere. This trend has something for everyone. If you’re a tits guy, we have jumping in the air and bending over with boobs fully being exposed. If you’re an ass guy, there’s twerking, which always gets the people going. Some of the skirts are so short that when they bend over and start twerking, their entire ass is out. Once again not complaining.
