Mailman Dave
I know that everybody’s Tik Tok feed is supposed to be unique, but I’m willing to bet that most guy’s feeds are a lot like mine. Women dancing in little to no clothes, and whatever new trend shows a girl’s body off. I figured I would let the horny dudes who don’t have Tik Tok know what new trend is out there, and I’ll show off the trends of the past.
Today’s trend hits differently for the people who are my age and older. I remember the days of looking up naked pictures with old dial-up internet. You would never get to see the entire picture at once. The internet would be so slow that it would load from the woman’s feet, then show her knees, her thighs, her stomach, her tits, and then finally her face. You would finishing jerking off by the time the computer loaded to her stomach. You would never be horny by the time that you saw a girl’s tits. Today’s trend is a girl dancing with the camera, starting near her shins and slowly making her way to her face. What makes it horny is Tik Tok woman wearing little to no clothes.
This trend really drums up the anticipation of what the girl will look like. The song lyrics literally say shorty got a big ole booty, and this trend doesn’t show any asses. It makes no sense what dance goes with a Tik Tok song, but I know you horny bastards don’t care. I didn’t do it to you horny bastards, but when I was “researching” videos, there were a couple of videos where they slowly go up, and boom, it’s a dude. If you remember dial-up, AOL instant messenger, having to use Limewire to get music, and not being able to download a picture in under 20 seconds, this trend will bring you back to the days of slow internet.
