Instead Of Answering This Easy Question Coach K Was A Dick, Cause Duke Sucks ASS This Year

You’re a student reporter for Duke you hope to one day be a reporter for ESPN, and live your dream covering College Basketball. You have this amazing opportunity to ask Coach K who is one of the greatest coaches of all time you ask this softball question. “Hi Coach I’m just curious the next step forward for the team as you guys move into another week of basketball? Very easy question all Coach K had to do was say we are looking towards the next game. We plan to leave this game in the past, and worry about winning our next game. Nah, instead Coach K decided to be an asshole and say this.

Coach K has shown over and over again that he is an asshole. Sure he has won a shit ton of games, but how many times will Duke fans stick up for a coach that is a gigantic douchebag. The crazy thing is this will somehow be spun that this is a teaching moment by the great Coach K. Coach K should worry less about teaching random Duke student reporters, and worry more about his own team. Duke is 5-5 this year because they have a Charmin soft schedule this year. They haven’t beaten a top 50 or top 75 school this year. Their 2 best wins are against an 85th ranked Notre Dame, and the 96th ranked Boston College.

I love how Louisville who isn’t ranked is compared to the hardest Econ test that this poor reporter has. I know this would never happen because this reporter would’ve gone missing from planet Earth, but I wish that he responded that he pays a shit ton of money on tuition to take that Econ test. And Coach K is the highest paid coach in college basketball.

If Duke keeps up this shitty play I wouldn’t be surprised if they pull the same shit they did last year and opt out of March Madness because of Coronavirus. Or we will see a back injury from Coach K. Those back injuries really flare up when your team sucks ass.