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Jordana Brewster Shows Off Side Boob (MILF Alert)

(Photo by Axelle/Bauer-Griffin/FilmMagic)

In the spirit of complete honesty, I had no idea who Jordana Brewster was before sitting down to write this blog. Thanks to some killer side boob, though, I now know that she has a starring role as Mia Toretto in the Fast and Furious franchise. Her most well-known movie franchise is very similar to how I masturbated after seeing this picture: fast and furiously.

Via @jordanabrewster on Instagram

My Side Boob Analysis

At forty-three years old, I feel it to be a shame that I’m only just hearing about her now. One of my biggest joys in life is watching a celebrity go from a young babe to a matured, fine wine, but I think the amount of breast shown in this photo is more than enough to make up for all the time I missed out on before.

In the interest of hitting the word count for this blog, I’ll inform you that she was at the beach in this picture, something you may have missed at your first or second glance – I know I did. I was way more interested in her showing off her side boob. I also learned upon diligently researching this MILF, that she has never appeared without clothes on in a movie or show, which was very disappointing, but it’s also one of the reasons this post is so important.

Brewster seems to be feeling a lot more open about sharing her body in her later years, and I think that this is a great stepping stone to a sex scene in her next film, or maybe diving into full penetration on OnlyFans. I’m not saying it’s likely, but it’s certainly fun to think about. I know I’m enjoying it.

I genuinely do wish Jordana Brewster well, and I hope that this is the first of many sexy side boob photos she will be posting on Instagram.

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