New Bikini Released At Miami Swim Week 2023

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Neon light illuminated buildings along Ocean Drive in Miami, Florida, USA

During the recent Miami Swim Week 2023, a new trend in swimwear emerged, pushing the boundaries of what I thought was a “minimal” design on bikinis. Models showcased bikinis that offered barely any coverage, with one particular design being referred to as a “vagina G-string” bikini.

MIAMI SWIM WEEK 2023
MIAMI SWIM WEEK 2023

You can tell by the way there is a blur, there is indeed not much coverage down there. Nonetheless, their fashion is evolving and we either have to get aboard or we are going to be left at the station. As we move to the future, I wish we had flying cars and a way to teleport places, but I guess these swimsuits will do the job for now.

MIAMI SWIM WEEK 2023
MIAMI SWIM WEEK 2023

I am in no way, shape, or form a female nor do I have those parts, but there is no way this can be comfortable right? I mean cmon. I ccan’tbe convinced that these tight swimsuits are comfortable on anyone. I get uncomfortable when I wear my boxer briefs for too long. Regardless of how you feel about these new bikinis, Miami Swim Week might be something I need to attend next year.

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