The Giants Are Back

I know this post a little over due but fuck it. The New York Football Giants are finally 1 and 0. As a Giants fan, I haven’t felt this level of joy ever since the first time I stumbled upon Alexis Texas (iykyk). It’s been almost six year since the Giants have won on opening day. SIX FUCKING YEARS. Six years ago I was like a freshman in high school and now Im a fucking senior in college. Giants fans have waited too long for this moment and quite honestly we deserve this win. After the years of misery and a constant state of depression, things may finally be looking up for Big Blue. The Giants were able to escape the jaws of defeat when Titans kicker, Randy Bullock missed a field goal as the 4th quarter came to a close. Personally, I would like to publicly thank Randy for missing that field goal because had he made it, I may have committed several crimes that violate the Geneva convention. Thankfully, he missed and now Im slightly less depressed and excited to see what we can do against Baker Mayfield and the Panthers.

Side Note: Fuck Dak Prescott and his hand

Written by rigatoni

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