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Aaron Rodgers Trips Balls to Throw Balls Better?

GREEN BAY, WISCONSIN - JANUARY 22: Aaron Rodgers #12 of the Green Bay Packers scrambles during the game against the San Francisco 49ers in the NFC Divisional Playoff game at Lambeau Field on January 22, 2022 in Green Bay, Wisconsin. The 49ers defeated the Packers 13-10. (Photo by Michael Zagaris/San Francisco 49ers/Getty Images)

DMT is fucking insane, plain and simple. I haven’t tried it myself, but it’s been explained to me as something along the lines of living an entire different life and then snapping back into reality when your trip ends. Personally, I’d probably shit my pants. Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers, the current reigning back to back NFL MVP, is notoriously a nutcase, and I’m not surprised that he feels the way he does about this kind of stuff. Per TMZ, Rodgers has come out and had this to say about his experience with Ayahuasca, a plant containing DMT, “The fear around it is, you’re going to s*** yourself, it’s just a big throw-up fest … but the negative framework of it is that is the experience, not the deep and meaningful and crazy mind-expanding possibilities and also deep self-love and healing that can happen on the other side.”

Aaron Rodgers choking away the 2022 NFC Divisional Round as they lost to the San Fransisco 49ers 13-10.

It’s been known for a while that Aaron Rodgers just thinks on a different level than the rest of us, shown by his first tattoo. If you’ve seen it, you know you’d be more likely to find something like that on the wall of some weird astrology chick’s dorm room wall rather than an award winning NFL quarterback’s forearm. Rodgers further opened up with TMZ about his psychedelic experience by saying this, “I had a magical experience with the sensation of feeling a hundred different hands on my body imparting a blessing of love and forgiveness for myself and gratitude for this life from what seemed to be my ancestors.” WTF? Again, if I went through that I’d probably shit out a football before going onto an NFL field and throw one. This however, allegedly motivated Rodgers to become a better teammate, and a better man on and off the field.

Ayahuasca ceremony taking place in Peru.

An experience like this paved the way for Rodgers to have two of what may have been the best statistical seasons of his career, as if getting to go home and bang Olivia Munn back in 2017 wasn’t enough? I guess athletes need more than regular people to feel motivated, but oh well. Stuff like this gets me thinking about if he was tripping balls while playing the Bears and still managed to rip the season sweep. He owns them after all! This news makes me support Aaron Rodgers a little more, because frankly, it’s fucking sick. You do you Aaron, align your chakras!

Information above was provided by TMZ.

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