Week one, you guys hated my pick, week two, you loved it. When you guys downvoted my week one choice, I’m not going to lie; I was crushed. As somebody that considers himself the Billy Beane of Porn, this is all I gotta say about disappointing each and every one of you.
So I went back to the drawing board, and researched HARDER. Twenty-seven minutes of scrolling PornHub isn’t enough for you guys, I needed to have at least five open Rhino pill pop-up ads open on my Safari at a time to know I properly vetted my week three pick.
Week Three: Canela Skin
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: HOW DOES A WOMAN THIS ATTRACTIVE FIND HERSELF HAVING TO BE PENETRATED EVERY WHICH WAY TO PAY THE BILLS?! The Columbian queen has jumped 400 spots on PornHub in the past year (she’s had about as big of a quarantine as big tech). If you haven’t already hopped on the bandwagon, it’s time to make like a Buccaneers fan and jump on the train. I’m not going to lie, could I handle that much ass in real life? Fuck no. I don’t think an average guy like myself could even logistically speaking have sex with somebody built like Canela Skin. But that’s what Porn is all about. Nobody fires up an incognito web browser at ten in the morning to search college coed gets sexually disappointed for just over three minutes.
GOD BLESS THE INTERNET.
