I’m fucking pissed. Not because I’m against the vaccine, or I’m against Weed, I’m mad because I got the vaccine way too early. As soon as I was eligible, I got it, and mistakes were made. What I should’ve done is wait until I was getting offered free shit. I would gladly take a free joint to get the vaccine. If you don’t enjoy the electric lettuce, other states are offering free shit to get vaccinated.
Ohio is running five $1 million lottery draws exclusively for vaccinated adult residents. New Orleans offers residents one free pound of crawfish in return for getting vaccinated at a free, city-wide event. Some Detroit residents can receive a $50 prepaid debit card. Later this month, Alabamans who get tested and/or vaccinated at an event will get to take two laps around the state’s legendary Talladega Superspeedway. In Memphis, Tennessee, city leaders are running a sweepstake for a new car for anyone who gets vaccinated. New Jersey residents 21 and older who get a vaccine will be gifted a free beer at participating locations in the state. The Philadelphia Flyers offered free tickets and Gritty gear to fans who got vaccinated on-site ahead of a big game. Vaccinated New York residents have the opportunity to score double the prizes — baseball tickets and a free subway pass. Vaccinated New York residents have the opportunity to score double the prizes — baseball tickets and a free subway pass. Randolph County, Illinois, offers free shooting target practice to those who get immunized at a mobile vaccine site located at the Worldwide Shooting and Recreation Complex.
We have sweepstakes, free food, free beer, and free shooting practice to get vaccinated. I didn’t even get offered a free cookie or juice. You at least get that if you give blood. The longer people go without getting vaccinated, I’m curious about what states will be offering. Are we going to get free lines of Coke or a free night with a pornstar?