Yesterday I wrote about fans being insane, and with that, I had to mention the fan storming the court at the 76ers-Wizards game.
Let us say that there were no security guards here, and you were put in the shoes of this fan, and you had to fight a player from the 76ers or Wizards. What player would you get your ass kicked by or have a fighting chance against? There are not many NBA players I think I would win against so let’s look at the players that would 1000% kick my ass.
Dwight Howard
Dwight was probably the closest to the fan that actually stormed the court and had the best chance to fight this man. Standing close to 7 feet tall and weighing in at over 260 pounds, Dwight would 100% kick my ass. I know that Dwight is considered to be a pussy in regards to NBA players, but as a normal human, he would kick the shit out of most people.
Russell Westbrook
For some odd reason, fans want to keep pissing Westbrook off. We have had Jazz players screaming at him, 76ers fans flipping him off, and the latest somebody dumping popcorn on him. Why would you want to piss this man off? He is a pit bull who would fuck every regular fan up, and it’s easy to hate him, but he would easily win in a fight.
Mike Scott
I would shit my pants if I ran into Mike Scott in an alleyway. A 6’8″ 230-pound tattooed man staring me down as I turned into a wrong alley would scare the hell out of me. Mike Scott has already proven that he would fuck up the regular fan as he took on a dozen Eagles fans and threw haymakers.
Robin Lopez
This man looks like a caveman and is the size of a goddamn mountain. He’s a huge man and hasn’t been afraid to throw hands in the NBA. If somebody isn’t afraid to throw hands with other giants, I know they would kick my and other fan’s asses.
There are, of course, other players who would win in a fight against the regular fan, but let’s look at some players on these two teams who I think I could take in a fight.
Seth Curry
Seth is 6’2″ and only weighs about 180 pounds. He’s the younger brother to Steph and like normal younger brothers has probably had the shit kicked out of him. He’s only been in one altercation, and he never threw hands against Will Barton. It was a classic hold me back fight, and I think I could take Seth in a fight.
Bradley Beal
Bradley Beal seems like the guy who will chirp you and then run as soon as fists are thrown. He’s cried about not making all-star games and is a keyboard warrior against Kent Bazemore.
There are not many NBA players that my fat ass could take in a fight. As a keyboard warrior, I’ll keep chirping players even though I would probably be a fanboy if I met them in real life.
