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You Horny Bastards Did It OnlyFans Isn’t Getting Rid Of Porn

Were you afraid that you could no longer message your favorite naked woman for $10 a message? Were you afraid that you could no longer see the tits of the girl that you went to high school with? Well, no worries because OnlyFans is still allowing porn. When OnlyFans reported that they were taking away porn, the internet panicked. People who went from raking in $30,000 a month by selling naked pictures were going to have to go back to waiting tables. The mansions that they bought would be taken back as working a shitty office job wouldn’t pay the same as selling videos of them getting railed from behind.

Of course, the people who make a shit ton of money from the site were scared, but all of the horndogs were also scared. It’s fun to make fun of people who spend a shit ton of money on OnlyFans, but there’s a reason why people love it. Sure, you could watch an endless library of porn on Pornhub, but where can you feel like you really know the woman who is shoving a foot-long dildo up her pussy? You add the videos with the personal messages, and suddenly, people feel a connection where they are happy with paying $20 a month. What would all of these horndogs do with all of their money? People would have an extra $200 a month because we all know you don’t only subscribe to one creator.

So this was bad for the horndogs who loved the content, the creators who made a shit ton of money, but why would OnlyFans do this? It seems like they don’t want to be associated with porn, but money is money. Do I like writing and watching hundreds of videos of girls dancing on TikTok? Yes and no, but it gets a shit ton of views, so I keep writing them. If OnlyFans takes 20% from their creators and most of their creators are making porn, then how the fuck are they going to make money?

This all seemed like a big shit show that is finally put to rest. Thank god I was afraid I was going to miss my dozen babes who love texting me.

What do you think?

Written by Mailman Dave

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