Peter Baker
If you didn’t have a crush on Zendaya growing up – or even still now – then I’m not so sure you could have a crush on any woman whatsoever. I mean, that woman (along with Alexa Demie) got me to watch both seasons of Euphoria in a single weekend, which is saying a lot since I don’t even have the attention span to watch the first season of Breaking Bad. So, when I heard today that a movie trailer including a Zendaya threesome was released, I had to watch it. Unfortunately, it involves two other dudes, but let’s take a look regardless:
You’ve got to feel bad for the boy Tom Holland, but my loyalty to Spider-Man goes completely out the window when it comes to my queen Zendaya. It’s more of a guarantee that I will be sitting front and center on opening night for this Challengers movie than the San Antonio Spurs drafting Victor Wembanyama later this week. And not because I have a dying passion for tennis. No, I’m watching this movie for one reason and one reason only: Zendaya Maree Stoermer Coleman (I had to google that).
The only tennis player I could name off the top of my head is Serena Williams – and that’s only because of Will Smith’s King Richard. But now, I know two tennis players because of this movie. Zendaya plays Tashi Donaldson, a tennis star turned coach, and even though Tashi is a purely fictional character, I’m pretty sure I just figured out the name for my first daughter. I mean, look:
I hate to be that thirsty blogger dude, but Jesus that short hair might put me in a coma. I’m ready to give Zendaya the Oscar for best actress and I haven’t even seen the movie yet. While I wait anxiously for this movie to release on September 15th, 2023, I’ll probably rewatch Euphoria, K.C. Undercover, and Shake It Up just to prepare myself for the groundbreaking threesome scene. I recommend you do the same.
