American tennis players purposely losing at Wimbledon so they can celebrate the 4th with the rest of us. TFM.
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Convincing your parents to spend thousands of dollars so you can drink in a mansion throughout college. TFM.
Being such a good bullshitter that you convince yourself you have feelings for her. TFM.
Attempting to represent yourself in court with half a semester of pre-law under your belt. TFM.