This has to be the most stereotypical softball story I’ve ever heard. The stereotype is that all softball players are lesbians. That is, of course, not true, but for Ole Miss, there’s at least a couple of carpet munchers. Everybody has fantasized about their teacher and maybe a coach, but you never hear anybody actually hooking up. It’s all a fantasy that you put in the Spank Bank and move on. Over at Ole Miss, fantasies become realities.
Several members of the Ole Miss softball coaching staff are under a Title IX investigation due to complaints filed against an assistant coach accusing her of sexual misconduct with a player.
Assistant coach Katie Rietkovich Browder was allegedly romantically involved with a senior student-athlete on the team, who was dating another senior teammate at the time, according to Running Poles.
Daily Mail
This story keeps getting better. Not only was the coach fucking one of her players, but that same player had a girlfriend on the team. How awkward was that? Here you are fielding ground balls, you go to Ole Miss, one of the best party schools, you’re a D1 athlete, and you have no idea that the coach hitting you ground balls is also grinding clams against your girlfriend. What an absolute shit show. Did the girlfriend not notice that the coach was really showing her the best way to slide by being very hands-on? How did this delicate love triangle turn into shambles?
The alleged inappropriate relationship was discovered in July when the girlfriend found a text sent from Browder pointing to a relationship between her partner and their assistant coach.
She then printed out screenshots of the text exchange and and taped them to the coach’s computer in her office.
Daily Mail
This is next level. Not only did the girlfriend find the texts, but she then printed them and stuck them on the coach’s computer. Here’s what I imagine the screenshotted text messages said. “I’m going to give you the bat tonight.” A picture of a huge ass dildo with that text, “You’re going to have to learn how to catch better.”, “Not only am I going to ride you hard in practice, but also in bed.” Who knows what the screenshot actually said, but if you’re pissed enough to tape them to a computer, they must’ve been pretty bad.
In the article, there’s also some crazy shit about how a player was offered to practice with the Italian Olympic team and this same coach through a shit show, complaining about if anybody voted for Trump and other bullshit that I clearly don’t care about. The real story is how this coach was on the dildo expressway with a player. Here’s what the coach looks like since I know everybody is wondering.
