It’s Tabloid Thursday. Girls want you to care about whatever they are talking about, that’s where this weekly blog comes in. Every Thursday, I’ll break down the biggest stories from the last week so you can impress your wife, girlfriend, or the random girl you met on Tinder. The days of mansplaining stupid sports knowledge at the bar are over.
Tom Brady and Kim Kardashian: This is where our worlds collide. The rumor is Tom Brady, the GOAT, might be seeing Kim Kardashian. Behind every rumor, there is a tiny bit of truth. I could see Tom going on a Pete Davidson-type tour of women and I think he is totally due for it. How special would it be to get a Keeping Up with the Kardashians episode that included Tom Brady launching passes to every single Kardashian and their BBL’s? I wonder what Kanye thinks about all of this.
The Royal Family Strikes Again: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle found themselves in a terrifying car chase with paparazzi while in New York. The incident occurred after they attended an event at the Ziegfeld Ballroom. Although everyone involved escaped unharmed, the couple’s spokesperson expressed concerns about the potentially disastrous outcome. The intense pursuit lasted for over two hours, leading to numerous close calls with other vehicles, pedestrians, and even two police officers. We have all seen this before when the Royal Family took Princess Diana in the late 90s. I’m sure the royal family has a “good reason” on why they tried to kill them.
I know this ain’t the most thrilling news for all of us, but you know what they say – “Happy Wife, Happy Life”. So, next time you’re at dinner with your girl, drop some of the knowledge you gained from this blog and watch her face light up. Let’s be real, she puts up with our football-induced mental breakdowns every Sunday from September to February, so the least we can do is show we care, am I right?
