Mailman Dave
Imagine taking this much pride in your job? Working at the post office, I have never felt this much pride. Being screamed at that a package was a day late or that they were supposed to get a check, and they haven’t doesn’t make you want to chant number 1. The Mashour was the tug boat that freed the dick drawing boat stuck in the Suez Canal. These guys deserve to be this happy. The Suez Canal has been the talk of the internet for days now. There were rumors that there was going to be a toilet paper shortage similar to the beginning of Coronavirus because of this stuck boat.
This is the same type of energy that the boys have after a sick game of Die or Pong, or even when you’re 12 years old and you’re fighting your brother in a game of knee hockey. If you can do something that you take this much pride in, go ahead and do it. I have a couple of projects that are coming out on this site that I have this much pride in.
I have no idea how much these guys make, but I know it’s not enough. Whoever the captain was who decided to draw a dick, he better give a better tip than Kuchar gave his caddie.
