Here we are again, on the come down of a weekend bender. Even after your 167th announcement that you’re NevEr dRinKiNg AgAiN, you still haven’t learned your lesson. Onto of that, you have a crippling hangover and you don’t know how to ease the pain. Well…I have the list, the end all / save all list, of how to crush a hangover. This is only the beginning of it.
You’re welcome in advance.
Sunday Scaries
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Big Mac Meal
I don’t care if it’s gross, it’s the saving grace of foods for a hangover. We all know it. Don’t try and act like you’re better than a Big Mac.
Go Swimming
If you have access to a place where you can go swimming when you’re hungover you’re one lucky bastard. There’s no better feeling than immersing yourself into a body of water when you’re hit hard with a hangover.
IV Drip
Sorry pretty much everyone, this hangover cure is for the top 1%. Apparently, only the elite and nursing majors have this trick readily available. Did you know these bad boys go for upwards of $300. The only time this can be justified is for special occasions like, your 21st birthday or a bachelorette party.
Passion Iced Tea Sweetened With Lemonade From Starbucks
You sound like such a basic bitch when you order this but trust me, just give it a try. It’s the refreshing drink you need when plain old water just isn’t doing the trick. You can thank me later.
