25 Things That All Dudes Do

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Peeing in the Sink
Sniffing Underwear that is Definitely NOT Clean
Scratching their Balls and Discreetly Sniffing
Sniffing their Farts
Washing their Hands 1x a Day
Practicing their Golf Swings at Inopportune Times
Yelling “Kobe” Anytime They Throw Something Away
Removing EVERYTHING from their Pockets when they get to a girl’s house
Thinking that they can land a plane if there was an emergency
Saying “I could’ve gone D1 if I didn’t hurt my knee”
Testing the structural integrity of a dog by patting it on its side
Saying “She ain’t going anywhere” after loading something in a truck bed
Rinsing a glass with hot water and thinking it’s clean
All Groceries in one trip
Slapping their pockets to make sure they have “phone, keys, wallet”
Cleaning the toilet with their pee
Flushing the toilet before they pee to see if they can time it
Sizing a guy up the first time they meet him
Telling themselves at 2 AM, blacked out, that they’re going to change their life choices tomorrow
Having a plan in case they’re involved in a mass shooting
Leaning forward to get “serious” when playing video games
Envisioning a scenario where they’re in “Lord of the Flies”
Drinking every last drop of their girlfriends’ water because it “tastes better”
In the shower, thinking they’re a water bender by letting the water run down their fingers
Getting emotionally attached to a sports team that they picked when they were 8 years old and letting it affect them the rest of their lives

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