Aaron Rodgers Rises from the Darkness

GREEN BAY, WISCONSIN - JANUARY 08: Aaron Rodgers #12 of the Green Bay Packers celebrates against the Detroit Lions in the second half at Lambeau Field on January 08, 2023 in Green Bay, Wisconsin. (Photo by Patrick McDermott/Getty Images)

For those of you who aren’t aware of Aaron Rodgers’ “darkness retreat”, he basically went into the woods and took a bunch of psychedelic drugs on a journey to find himself. He claims that he is using this retreat to help him decide on his future. In short, Rodgers has three options: stay in Green Bay, go to another team, or retire. I totally see how tripping balls in the middle of the woods will help him make this decision.

While I don’t think he’s gonna learn anything new about his current situation, taking drugs in the woods sounds like quite the way to spend your weekend. People suspect that his drug of choice for the retreat was ayahuasca. Rodgers has been known for being a supporter of ayahuasca after talking about his drug experiences on multiple different podcasts. Other notable celebrities such as Megan Fox, Machine Gun Kelly, and Will Smith have publicly admitted to taking ayahuasca. 

As you could imagine, Twitter has been overrun with memes and questions about Rodger’s reemergence back into the light. My biggest question: did he eat at all throughout the entire retreat? Not eating for over 2 days is enough for me to be out on this whole ayahuasca retreat thing. The internet never lets me down, because Aaron Rodgers has been getting chirped from all angles and I absolutely love it.

I hope the hobbit home treated Aaron well and taught him something about himself. While I don’t think I am gonna be going on a weekend ayahuasca bender anytime in the near future, I gotta respect Aaron for not only doing it but also pretty much answering any question he was asked about it.

Written by Brady White

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