I’m aware that over the years, there have been some wild romantic pairings between celebrities. I still don’t think I’m overstating when I say this is one of the weirdest pairings between public figures of all time. This relationship refers to seventy-two-year-old Bill Murray dating forty-three-year-old Kelis. Forget the thirty-year age gap for a second. Let’s analyze this based on the most interesting part of this news. The comedic actor our fathers idolized at our age is dating the woman who brought us the line, “My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.” What a world we live in.
Bill Murray seems like a weird guy. He also looks to be every single bit of seventy-three years old. Kelis doesn’t look bad though. I’m as big a Bill Murray fan as the next guy. But watching his movies is a lot different than finding yourself on the receiving end of his well-traveled, elderly meat hose. That’s why this is one of the weirdest pairings of all time. In terms of their art, these two couldn’t have less in common. Which makes them a couple who are entirely in two different leagues sexually.
I think this announcement is going to be the last we hear of this relationship until they break up. Or until Bill Murray croaks and Kelis is left way richer than she would’ve ever imagined. I wish they could take all of the public attention that MGK and Megan Fox have been receiving. I’m not saying that I don’t want to see Fox’s bikini pictures on Instagram anymore. What I am saying is that if someone’s love life is going to be shoved down my throat by the internet, I want it to be Murray and Kelis. I’d probably click on a TMZ link that shows Kelis making Bill Murray some soup and giving him a lap dance.
Despite the laugh I got when I found out that the boys in the yard are possibly the cast of Ghostbusters, I wish these two the best. Not that I actually care. But more because it felt like a way to make me sound nice at the end of this.