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Blog Ideas I’ve Had While Drunk

I’m not sure how it may seem to you guys, but believe it or not, I actually do put a good bit of work into this whole blogging thing. Anytime I have an idea, I try and write it down so that I can keep a running list of stuff I want to write about, and I try to set aside some time every day to brainstorm a few ideas. That system has proven to work pretty well. Apparently, though, I also write down blog ideas when I’m drunk. I recently stumbled across a section of my notes that contains complete nonsense, but that was clearly meant to be a list of blog ideas, shown by the sentence, “these for blogs,” written in the direct middle of the notes section. Today, I’ll be going through them and attempting to figure out what each one was supposed to be about.

“Jeans”

This one is surprisingly easy to decipher. I don’t know if I’ve publicized this before, but I hate jeans more than any other article of clothing. I haven’t owned or worn a pair of jeans since my freshman year of high school, so I’m assuming this blog was meant to be about why I hate jeans. If you’re curious, the answer is because they never fit me right, so I either end up looking like the worst wannabe member of One Direction of all time (No hate to 1D. I’m just saying they can pull of skinny jeans, and I cannot) or someone who hasn’t gotten a new wardrobe after their liposuction surgery. It’s real bad.

“1 not the other”

I have zero clue whatsoever. I have a vague recollection of writing this one down, and from what I can recall, it actually might not have been the worst blog idea if I had written down more of a clue than four total words. The hunt is still on to discover the meaning behind that one.

“friends hot

     friends dms”

This is one that while I don’t really remember the situation of me writing it, I can tell you exactly what I meant by it. I have been known, from time to time, to recognize when one of my friends has a rather smoking hot amiga. Occasionally, depending on my levels of intoxication, I will toss out a DM reading something along the lines of, “Roses are red, violets are blue, I think *insert friend’s name here* is a pussy, and so do you. What’s your snap?” Childish? Yes. Borderline inappropriate? Absolutely. Have I gone five for five with this strategy? Fuckin’ A I have.

“bras for balls”

Not sure how this would have fleshed into a full blog, but I stand by the idea for this invention. That’s all.

“Face hole – face anus”

If you don’t get it, then you don’t get it. That’s higher level thought right there.

“tell me sex”

No clue. Obviously a blog related to sex somehow, but beyond that I am at a complete loss for ideas. Your guess is as good as mine.

“guys are chill with each other because they all jerk off and all the chill girls are the ones that jerk off that’s why they’re chill”

In terms of drunken theories that I’ve come up with, this one is probably on the closer side to realistic. I doubt I’d be able to turn any of the previous ones of these ideas into a decent blog, but this last one might have a shot. The logic seems all there, at least; ladies, what’re your thoughts on the matter?

-Strokes

What do you think?

Written by VinegarStrokes

Above average intelligence, below average weiner.

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