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Celebrities are Showing Lots of Skin for a Pointless Fashion Event

I can’t claim to know anything about fashion. I’m currently typing this from the same sweatpants I went to class in. Either way, the Paris Fashion Week is currently going on. I don’t know anything about Paris either, but I know enough to talk about what really matters. Attractive celebrities are there, and they are showing lots of skin. 

Kylie Jenner

Someone said she looked like Marilyn Monroe in this look. I’m pretty sure Marilyn Monroe had blonde hair, and I’m positive I’ve never seen her in a dress that low-cut. Either way, I’m not complaining. Whatever Jenner is actually wearing is irrelevant. She looked fantastic. Apparently, she is dating Timothée Chalamet, and it has made me want to stop eating and start making movies designed for teenage girls.

Selena Gomez

She has been on an absolute tear on the internet recently. Something recently clicked for her, and her shirts stopped going anywhere near the front of her neck. This irrelevant week long fashion event hasn’t stopped her. She gave Jenner a run for her Straight Man’s Favorite Outfit award.

Madelyn Cline

I’m a big Madelyn Cline fan. I first saw her in Glass Onion, but liked her enough to consider watching Outer Banks. Her performance was pretty good too. That being said, she did not bring the same A-game to the Paris Fashion Week that some of her colleagues did. This is one of those weird looks that one of Kanye’s wives would wear.

Mia Khalifa

Seriously, how did she start catching invites to these things? When I was a teen, I saw footage of her doing things I didn’t even know had names. Now people are interested in seeing what she looks like with clothes on?! I simply don’t get it but she was there too.

Jared Leto

Jared Leto heard there was a red carpet, and wore something weird. Just another Thursday. No, I’m not showing a picture.

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