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Dear Women: The Group Bathroom Trip

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Dear Women,

What’s up? Another week, another thing I don’t understand too well about you guys. This one has been talked about since the dawn of the public restroom, and I know that men much more intelligent and handsome than I have asked this same question. But, here’s to trying to find an answer: why do you go to the bathroom in groups?

Now look, I’m no stranger to going to the bathroom in a group. In fact, I frequently go to the bathroom with a couple of my friends when we’re out and about, but I can tell you exactly why: crossing streams. My friends and I love to cross streams, and it’s a bonding experience like no other. Fellas, if you’re not pissin’ with your boys, get on that wave. But back to you, ladies. You now know why I go to the bathroom with my friends, but I know for a fact you’re not taking place in the same activity because, well, you don’t have dicks. And here’s the thing, if you guys are all carrying around those funnel things that they make so girls can pee standing up, I want to know about it. If you guys are taking group pisses just like the guys, fucking say something.

But alas, something inside me tells me the answer to my question isn’t nearly as cool as you guys figuring out a way to cross streams. But other than girls going to the bathroom together to like reapply makeup and stuff like that, I’ve got no clue what the reason is for going in a group. It seems to me like that would just slow you down if you all actually had to go because, like I said, I don’t think you’re crossing streams like the fellas are (which does save time… and water, so good for the environment too). 

Yeah, that’s pretty much it. I just wanna know what goes down in there. Are you talking shit about me and my friends for crossing streams in there or is it some kind of secret lady club? 

Love,

VinegarStrokes

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Written by VinegarStrokes

Above average intelligence, below average weiner.

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