Dear Women: What Should Guys be Wearing to Class?

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Dear Women,

This morning I woke up at 8:35 and left for my 9am class ten minutes later. Getting ready consisted of dragging myself out of bed, brushing my teeth, putting on a pair of shorts and a sweatshirt, and throwing a hat on. It’s something I do every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday because I have on class at 9 for fifty minutes, and when it’s over I come back home and go back to sleep. On Tuesdays and Thursdays, I am in class for three straight hours in the morning, so if I didn’t get up and shower, I would feel disgusting by the time I got home. That’s the back story that you need for this blog.

My question to you now is this: should I be putting effort into how I look when I get to class. Personally, I feel like anyone who is scoping out possible hook-ups at nine in the fucking morning is insane because all I can focus on is not falling asleep, but then again, I’ve proven time and time again that you all are a mystery to me. So, it’s very possible that I’m dead wrong in this case.

So, are you guys taking notice of what we’re wearing while in class? And if so, what should we be wearing? I’m a big fan of athletic shorts/sweatpants and a t-shirt with a sweatshirt because it’s real comfy, but if I should be rocking khaki shorts and a polo, someone needs to let me know. I really don’t want to dress up for class, but if someone tells me that I’d be better off doing it in the interest of attracting more women, I’ll give it a shot. I’ll give anything a shot if it means more women.

That’s all I have for you today, but it’s time you let the guys know what you expect us to look like while we’re sitting in class with you. 



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