DJ Khaled SUCKS and Here’s Why…

“We the best!” head ass boy, nah, THEY the best. DJ Khaled, notorious for his hit songs like “All I do is Win,” and “EVERY CHANCE I GET,” has been slacking recently, but just dropped a very interesting album. His newest album, titled “God Did,” has an insane lineup. Dude literally assembled the Avengers to make this album. The thing that confuses me though, is that the tracks are all produced by Dr. Dre, one of Khaled’s idols. This makes me question what DJ Khaled is exactly doing on this album to put his name on it?

His ad-libs are iconic, his social media posts are (hopefully) ironic, but most of all, the pain this dude causes my brain is chronic. People don’t even know how to address this guy. GQ described him as a ” producer-executive-social media personality-professional yeller.” Like, what? I’ll get this straight though. Yes, he does make more money than I’ll likely ever touch, and yes, I’m a professional hater. If there’s one person in the world that hates this dude, it’s me. If everyone on earth loves DJ Khaled, I’m not alive. Essentially, this dude assembled these features to make an album, and that was it. That, and the adlibs, and he could put his own name on it. Insane. Only song I really enjoyed off that album was “JUICE WRLD DID.” That was unreleased for a while and I’m glad he put that out. Except it could’ve used less yelling, but oh well.

Also, that “Major key alert” shit he did a while ago was just corny. He did make a BIG BAG off of that though, so props to him I guess. All in all, this dude is literally the modern day Thomas Edison. Did you know that smug SOB didn’t even invent the lightbulb? Guy took the idea from someone else and just chucked his name on it. In short, I’m an S tier DJ Khaled hater, but I respect his ability to rake in bread like leaves in the fall. Please fire your stylist, though. I’m begging you.