Draymond and Cowbells Banned for Game 3

SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 17: Draymond Green #23 of the Golden State Warriors steps over Domantas Sabonis #10 of the Sacramento Kings in the second half during Game Two of the Western Conference First Round Playoffs at Golden 1 Center on April 17, 2023 in Sacramento, California. Green was issued a flagrant foul 2 on the play, and ejected from the game. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. (Photo by Ezra Shaw/Getty Images)

Sacramento Kings fans attending Games 3 and 4 against the Golden State Warriors at the Chase Center will not be allowed to bring cowbells due to noise-making item prohibitions. The use of cowbells by Kings fans dates back to over a decade ago when the Lakers head coach Phil Jackson called Sacramento a “cow town.” While the ban may disappoint some Kings fans, the Chase Center allows people to check their cowbells at the entrance and retrieve them after the game.

I thought this was America. This country has gotten so soft, you can’t even harass millionaires at sporting events anymore. I won’t completely credit this random Kings fan for getting cowbells banned, but this guy lives rent-free in Bob Myers head. If you’re Bob Myers, you can’t ban cowbells after this video went viral. I’m not sure what they are thinking when they do stuff like this. If you tell someone not to do something, they’re going to do everything in their power to do that thing you’re trying to stop. Cowbells are the most obnoxious sound in the entire world and I am so happy that Warriors fans have to deal with it. They deserve some adversity after all the success they’ve had over the last 6-7 years. Also, how are the Warriors going to recover from Draymond being suspended for Game 3 after thinking he was in WWE and curb-stomping Sabonis? LIGHT THE BEAM!

Written by TFM Stelly

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