Danny Serrano
Monster Hard Seltzers (Beasts)- If you have ever tried these devious little bastards, you’ll know that they taste as if they have absolutely no alcohol. Which is very dangerous. If you bring these bad boys to the pregame, it’s one of those alcohols you need to hide. If you don’t, the entire pregame is going to be hounding you for a sip or for a can. Side note, can you believe that people really have the audacity to ask for a whole can. What douchebags. Anyways, these Monster hard seltzers are insanely well tasting and they’re 6%er’s as well. These things will be having you crush four cans in a row and then have you think you can go to the gym after. Even though when you get in, you’re going to want to run back to your pad and slug the other eight.
805 Cervezas- This is a fantastic beer. Infused with lime, these things are one of the best-tasting beers to come out of recent memory. They come in cans and bottles, but for maximum satisfaction, you need to pound them out of the bottle. However, if you’re looking to spend a little extra for a casual dye day, you could buy the canned ones. To shotgun one of these guys would be like shotgunning the closest thing to sex. They come in tall boys, six packs, and twelve packs. If you’re looking for a good drink to put in a drink roulette bag, this could be you’re go-to. The best way I could describe to you how an 805 Cerveza tastes like is if a Bud Light lime banged an absolute 12/10 and had a kid. And of course only got the lime part from the Bud Light and the looks ad tastes of the 12/10.
Buzz Ball, (Espresso Martini Flavor)- Usually the only way I would ever recommend buzz balls to you is if you wanted to black out insanely hard and then have the worst hangover ever. With that being said, I present to you the Espresso Martini flavored Buzz Ball. One of these things will get you hyper like a coffee while also getting you started for the night. Before I continue, I highly suggest you drink one of these fuckers FIRST. And not after the party at 2 AM when you have a girl over. Because I guarantee you, you will be running to the bathroom to yack in T-Minus ten minutes (I may or may not be speaking from personal experience). Anyways, one of these guys at the pregame will get you amped up for the party or bars. Definitely worth a try next time you need me a pick me up or a booze me up.
