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F*ck Marry Kill

Today, in honor of the JoBro family roast, we will be playing with the Jonas Sisters.

The wives are Priyanka Chopra, Sophie Turner, Danielle Sesy

  1. F*CK – Danielle Sesy

Besides that one reality TV show, she isn’t thirsty. She doesn’t seem to want attention or to be in the limelight. That’s super attractive. She’s also gorgeous.

She’s super hot. Seems nice and sweet. I love that she is the only person that picks Kevin as her favorite Jonas Brother.

2. Marry – Sophie Turner

Sophie Turner just seems super fucking cool. She’s funny. She’s sexy. She’s talented.

She also was super low key about having a baby, which is pretty impressive for a celebrity. I love an actress that isn’t a thrist monster.

She was hilarious on the Jonas Brother roast. Sophie and Joe are the least cringe couple. They both seem really cool. Sophie is also really open about her mental health struggles, which is important since we all compare ourselves to celebrities.

3. Kill – Priyanka Chopra

She is undeniably stunning. One of the prettiest humans of all time. She also is a cougar, which I love about her. Marrying probably the most popular Jonas Brother, who is ten years younger than her.

Buuuuuut, she seems like a thirst monster. Maybe it’s because she was going to be a judge on “The Activist” before it was canceled (the most insane reality tv show yet). Maybe it’s just the vibe I get from her…

Maybe it’s all me. I’m the only one who gets bad vibes. But I got to follow my heart, ya know?

Written by Sofía Viagra

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