F*ck Marry Kill

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This week, I let the internet randomly select three celebs for me to play with. Here is what a random “three actresses” google search brought me.

I don’t know why these three were paired together, but I knew my answers immediately. So here are my choices, paired with, of course, hot pics of all of them.

  1. F*CK – Emma Watson

Is it the accent? Is it the childhood Hermione fantasy? I’m not sure. She is the perfect woman. Always put together and sexy. Her clothes are stunning. Even her posture seems perfect. She has never had a flop era.

I almost picked marry, but I don’t know if I’d want to hang with her everyday.

2. Marry – Emma Stone

The funny girl next store. I am obsessed. Lala Land has destroyed me every time I’ve seen it. This is a talent crush. But also, funny is my number one priority when it comes to attraction and this bitch is soooo funny on top of being a stunner.

Crazy Stupid Love???? Amazing movie. House Bunny? FANTASTIC. She is just a dream woman.

3. Kill – Anna Kendrick

I just don’t get it.

My friend said the other day, “when I saw her rap on Pitch Perfect, I knew I couldn’t understand her.”

My other issue is she has branded herself as “cute” even this hot pic with the bunny. We get it! You’re short! It’s very pick me girl. “I’m so little” and “you could just carry me, since I’m so tiny.”

Maybe she just rubs me the wrong way. Whatever it is, it’s a no from me dog.

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