Fourth of July – Modern Colonials

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We’re back America and it’s time to celebrate.

As an Irish – American, it brings me great joy to celebrate this triumphant victory over the Brits. 245 years ago, some badass motherfuckers took down the monarchy by using: guns, tea, and tar. It’s a little more involved than that but, I feel like we all covered this for 5 consecutive years in elements school so you guys get the gist.

Late last night, I had the idea “What if the early American’s of 1776 celebrated Independence Day the modern way…” This idea then led me down a rabbit hole of shitty photoshop and funny scenarios. (But it took me way too long so I’m posting it anyway)

Here they are:

Colonial Cornhole

Paul Revere on Grill Duty Tossin’ Back a Couple Casuals

Revolutionary War Celebratory Shotguns

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