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Let’s play!! This week it’s Pete Davidson’s Ex Girlfriends 

We will keep it to the last three since I only have three options. To my knowledge, the last three are Kate Beckinsale, Arianna Grande, and Phoebe Dynevor.

If Pete Davidson is dating Kim, I want it on the record that I would marry Kim. Kim is everything to me.

Fuck – Ariana Grande

No brainier. With all the sexually aggressive songs she has, she’d be down… I think.

Ariana Grande has an interesting dating history. She’s dated a lot of really cool, talented men. But no one who is really considered conventially attractive. They’re all hot guys! No hate at all!! It’s just you don’t see her with the male equivalent (looks wise) of a pretty pop star. For example, she doesn’t date the Ryan Gosling or Bradley Cooper type. The type of guy who could male model and is most likely on keto.

I respect that. I think that makes her even cooler. Obviously she’s super hot and talented. She keeps her personal life quiet, which is attractive.

Also she used to date Big Sean…. so she went Black… and then came back??? Interesting.

Marry – Kate Beckinsale

She is just so hot. She’s also a mom and a bad ass. She’s everything I want to be. She’s been around for a while and knows how to handle herself. She had to deal with Harvey Weinstein and other gross Hollywood creeps, but she never seems bitter. She just keeps pushing on.

She’s unreal.

Kill – Phoebe Dynevor


She’s flawless… But I didn’t watch Bridgerton so I don’t really know who she is.

There can only be one blonde in this relationship… and it’s me. We just weren’t meant to be together.

What do you think?

Written by Caroline Bano

Super boring girl with mediocre personality....but I'm hot. Read my blog. NYC.

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