God Damn It, ESPN, Let Paul Pierce Enjoy His Strippers

A couple of nights ago, Paul Pierce Instagram was accidentally leaked, and the 10-time all-star was absolutely slammered. This is a face of a man who has been drinking for hours upon hours.

This was a drunken night with the boys that was accidentally filmed for the world, it has lead to Paul Pierce being fired from ESPN. We had titties barely being contained, asses shaking, and chips flying. All we do is hear stories about NBA players always being at strip clubs. Jokes about Harden eating at the all-you-can-eat buffet, Lou Williams has his own wing flavor at a strip club, and even the robot Kawhi Leonard has been filmed at a strip club. The NBA should stand for National Bouncing Association since NBA players love to see titties and asses bouncing. I mean I can’t say I blame them. This is the softest move from ESPN, and Paul Pierce agrees.

Dave Portnoy threw his hat in the ring as soon as The Truth was fired. Are we going to see a Pierce/Barstool combo? I mean, an unfiltered Pierce would be an amazing addition. Imagine having Pierce and KG being saying whatever they want. It’s clear that NBA players being unfiltered has been popular as Steven Jackson and Matt Barne’s podcast Up In Smoke is extremely popular.

Written by Mailman Dave

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