Keywords like “covid vaccinated” and “fully vaccinated” have started dominating bios as Tinder reported a 258 per cent rise in users mentioning the word “vaccine” between September and December 2020. OKCupid, a dating app that matches members based on multiple-choice questions, notes a 137 per cent increase in mentions of the keyword between November 2020 and January 2021.
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This should be the selling point for anybody to get the Covid vaccine. People who believe there’s going to be a tracking device inside the vaccine or that you’re going to grow a third arm will forget about that if they can actually get laid. I can only imagine that people who are afraid to go out to restaurants because of Covid haven’t fucked in over a year. You get that magical shot, and boom, guess who is back to sliding into the DM’s. If people have really gone a year without the random hookups, some freaky shit will happen the first time they’re with a real human being.
I mean, this is just a cruel new way to be rejected. Staring at your last 3 messages that still haven’t gotten a reply, being told she’s not that into you, and that she sees you more as a friend is stuff that people are used to. I don’t know how I would take getting I found somebody else who is fully vaccinated text. If she’s not willing to risk getting Covid, is she really that into you?
I saw some people asking if people were trying to look for 65-year-olds or people who are very unhealthy? The list of people who can get vaccinated is growing slowly every day, and hey, 65-year-olds probably have a lot of money to give you. I do know that you can lurk outside a Walgreens and hope and pray that somebody misses their appointment. I mean, people have done way crazier shit than wait outside a Walgreens for multiple hours for the possibility of having sex.
