Holy Shit, Former Director of National Intelligence Says That The Pentagon Has Many Reports On UFO’s

It has rumored forever that there are Aliens. It started off with those weird magazines that try to tell you that the president is actually an alien, and that the world is going to explode from an alien invasion. They would publish one of those articles every month, and just push back the invasion every month hoping that they would get it right sooner or later. Then with social media, and everybody having a video camcorder in their pocket, more and more weird sightings were reported.

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It wasn’t just normal people that have seen UFO’s, but also celebrities.

While on “Late Night With Seth Meyers” in 2015, Nick Jonas shared his UFO encounter. “When I was 14 maybe, I was in my backyard playing basketball with some friends and I looked up in the sky, and there was three flying saucers,” the singer told Meyers. Jonas said he then looked it up online and encountered posts about similar sightings.


In a 2020 interview with Interview magazine, Miley Cyrus confirmed that she believes in aliens and shared her experience being “chased down by some sort of UFO” in San Bernardino, California. The singer said it also “could have been the weed wax” she’d just purchased, but she’s pretty sure about what she saw. ” … The best way to describe it is a flying snowplow. It had this big plow in the front of it and was glowing yellow,” she added. “I did see it flying, and my friend saw it, too. There were a couple of other cars on the road and they also stopped to look, so I think what I saw was real.”


I believe Nick Jonas, especially because when he was 14, the Joe bros were goody-good boys. They all wore purity rings and made themselves seem like they were perfect. On the other hand, I 100% believe it was the wax weed for Miley Cirus. I’m not even going to pretend to know what wax weed does, but from what I found online, that shit will fuck you up.

Anyway to get back on what the former Director of Intelligence said.

Former Director of National Intelligence John Ratcliffe told Fox News the Pentagon has many reports about unidentified aerial phenomena (UAP), including UFO sightings that haven’t been made public.  Ratcliffe said the reports contain sightings of objects making movements that“are hard to replicate” and“traveling at speeds that exceed the sound barrier without a sonic boom.” A former U.S. intelligence official recently revealed the Pentagon is sitting on“lots of reports” about what it officially calls unidentified aerial phenomena (UAP), better known as unidentified flying objects (UFOs).


I imagine an entire vault is filled up with real UFO sightings. With Trump signing the COVID relief plan in December of 2020, all reports that the UAPTF (Unidentified Aerial Phenomena Task Force ) found need to be reported to Congress by June 25th.

Hopefully, the world will be back to normal by June 25th because if there is a huge info dump on aliens that come out, I can only imagine that if people are home all day, they will come up with insane conspiracy theories.

Written by Mailman Dave

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