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Horny Tik Tok Trend Of Today: Shut Your Mouth And Run Me Like A River

I know that everybody’s Tik Tok feed is supposed to be unique, but I’m willing to bet that most guy’s feeds are a lot like mine. Women dancing in little to no clothes, and whatever new trend shows a girl’s body off. I figured I would let the horny dudes who don’t have Tik Tok know what new trend is out there, and I’ll show off the trends of the past.

Today’s trend is another dance that is easy to sexualize. This dance is the stereotypical stripper dance. Stradling a chair, throwing your hair around, spreading your legs, and then running your hand down your body is what I imagine every stripper does when she gets ready for a lap dance. That is the tease before she straddles you, and you get all horned up, and nothing will happen. Since there’s no way you’re going to bring a stripper home, and you’ll go home to good ole reliable JILL. Anyway, here’s the trend of these women who wish they were racking up thousands as a stripper and not doing a dumb Tik Tok dance.

@esprit_equin

The cowgirls also know how to do it😉 #river #lake #move #horse #cowgirl

♬ River – Bishop Briggs
@kyrahayford

I love the outfit 🤷🏻‍♀️👌🏼 #fyp #foryoupage

♬ River – Bishop Briggs
@gabyasturias

De mis videos favoritos! Déjame este emoji: 💋 si viste mi video! Besos y apapachos gigantes para todos!!!

♬ River – Bishop Briggs
@heroinescommand

I get confused why this gets taken down when men are walking around shirtless showing their V lines? Where’s the equality? #fyp

♬ River – Bishop Briggs
@yurgenis

Jajajaja haciendo puros trends viejos, pero me gustan🤣 #river #fyp

♬ River – Bishop Briggs

We don’t have crazy bikinis; for the part, it’s normal outfits. We do have a women who is bare-chested but unfortunately are facing the opposite direction. We have one woman have the woah look at me go from normal clothes to sexy clothes. She doesn’t even do the dance, which is a piss poor performance. The chair with the fur and everything on it threw me off. I thought I was watching a half-animal half-smoke show. Speaking about animals we have 2 chicks showing off their stripper skills on top of horses. If we were to get the front view of this trend it would be a top tier trend, but since we don’t it’s not an A+ trend. With Tik Tok you never know what you’re gonna get.

Written by Mailman Dave

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