As someone who spends a lot of his day scouring the internet for the latest news on breasts, butts, and amazing times when females accidentally show their naked bodies in public tragic wardrobe malfunctions, I’ve found that I frequently end up seeing the same names all day long. Kardashians/Jenners, Hadids, Ratajkowskis, Livvy Dunne, and Sydney Sweeney. I’m by no means complaining about seeing ample cleavage from those fine young ladies, but there’s a lot of talent out there that seems to be going under-appreciated. To right that wrong, here’s a list of the hottest women on the internet that frequently dress provocatively to promote their careers as “influencers” girls you may not have heard of.
Isabela Merced
Unless you watched the new live action Dora movie, I’m guessing you’re probably unfamiliar with Ms. Merced. I was, too. Now I’m not. Neither are you. It’s great.
Barbara Pavlin
Admittedly, her name sounds like that of a seventy-five-year-old woman, but those breasts are far from that old. She’s super hot, guys.
Candice Swanepoel
She sometimes gets a little too into the weird makeup for fashion, but when she sticks to the basics of bikinis and not much else, it’s electric.
Kahealani Papke
Apparently she is descended from the last Queen of Tahiti, which makes her royalty. Consider me royally aroused!
Morgan Ketzner
Her last name sounds similar to the sound I make while orgasming. I realized that while masturbating to pictures of her on a small break from writing this blog.
Scarlett Rose Leithold
This asshole I work with saw that Instagram post and responded with a quote from the Fight Milk ad, “Skinny, big tits!”
Cindy Mello
Interestingly, her last name is the exact same way I imagine I would feel after entering her: quite mellow.
