Derek Beavers

A teacher once described me saying, “he’s smart but he doesn’t apply himself.” She was right. I like hijinks, nonsense, and shenanigans. No particular order. My other interests include the Philadelphia Eagles, alcoholic beverages, and not exercising. To answer the question you’re probably wondering, “I don’t know do your carpets match your drapes.”

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