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How to Play: The Great American Challenge

Whether you have heard of it or not, the “Great American Challenge” is something that has been passed down from generation to generation. Rumor has it that right after the American forces escorted the Germans (circa 1945) to the gates of hell, they did the “Great American Challenge” in Paris before signing the treaty.

For all those who are unfamiliar with this game, I’m going to explain how I have played. There are a million ways to play, but this is how I learned.

This is a competition that is played with you and a partner against another two-some. You can have as many pairings as you want. The goal is to finish all of the things listed as fast as possible, before the other pairings.

What you need:

  1. Fifth of Hard Alcohol (Vodka, Whiskey, Tequila, Rum)
  2. 30 Rack of Light Beer (Coors Light, Bud Light, Natty Light)
  3. Eighth of Weed
  4. Two Large Pizza
  5. 50-100 Piece Puzzle

You can bend these rules as much as you want, but the whole goal is to feel like an absolute dirtbag when/if you finish it. The puzzle at the end is to make you feel sort of accomplished and to tell your mom, “I did a puzzle today”.

The bond you will create when you’re throwing up with your partner after drinking the 7th beer cannot be replicated by anything else. Happy Drinking! Go USA!

Written by TFM Stelly

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