A month and a half into 2022, we already have a candidate for tweet of the year. I don’t exactly know where government agencies find social media interns, but this guy deserves a raise. I guarantee you there’s some woman in some shit hole town in South Carolina on the phone with an ATF agent right now because her baby Daddy skipped out on getting a giant, plush Teddy Bear. Honestly, game respect game on this one. The only purpose of Twitter is for white women to publicly berate people that have hurt them and NBA fans to make funny memes, so why wouldn’t you cash in on this opportunity?