I Asked ChatGPT For 100 Pickup Lines, These Are The Best Ones

Picking up girls is probably the hardest thing in the world. So in an attempt to end my 22-year dry streak, I decided to ask the smartest person I know for help: ChatGPT. Here are the best pickup lines it gave me.

“Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.”

While this one is wildly cheesy, I love the way it starts. “Can I follow you home?” is such a creepy and shocking start to any conversation that it’s sure to catch a girl’s attention. And, hey, all you can do is be memorable, right?

“Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot, and I want s’more.”

Hell yeah. Who doesn’t like s’mores? 10/10.

“Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?”

Okay ChatGPT, I see you big dawg. That shit smooth as hell. Do I ever see that working in real life? Probably not, but it’s definitely something I could see the new Barney Stinson of How I Met Your Father saying.

“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”

Honestly, I think this is easily the best one ChatGPT gave, but it needs some work. I’d probably just say “do you believe in love at first sight?” Then once she inevitably looks at you and says no since you’re an ugly loser who gets to help spitting game from a fake robot person, that’s when you hit her with the “okay, I’ll walk by again then.” Now that shit smooth.

“Is there a sparkle in your eye, or are you just happy to see me?”

This one makes absolutely no sense. I’m pretty sure this is a pickup line meant for a girl to say and the first line is supposed to be “Is that a banana in your pocket?”

“Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other”

I love a little play on words, so this gets a big yes from me. Plus, thanks to modern day woke Disney this line can be used on any woman no matter the color of her skin.

“If you were a vegetable, you’d be a “cute-cumber.”

Solid stuff here. Personally, though, I think I’d say “if you were a vegetable, I’d still hit no matter how much that chair gets in the way.” Charming, right?

Alex Becker

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