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I Can’t Believe That Baker Mayfield, Chase Claypool, and Juju Smith- Schuster Are All Playing In The Big Game Today

Did you think that a Cleveland Browns QB, and 2 Pittsburgh Steelers wide receivers were playing in the Super Bowl today? I tried to be a clickbait whore and lead you into that, but nope those players aren’t playing in the Super Bowl they are playing in Twitch Rivals’ Streamer Bowl II. That’s right some of the biggest NFL players who can’t get into the real Super Bowl are instead playing Fortnite on Super Bowl Sunday.

The players that are playing in this event shouldn’t surprise anybody these players do more off the field than they actually do on the field. Baker Mayfield is constantly flooding your tv screen with commercials. Did you know that Hulu has live tv? And that Baker needs to protect his home with Progressive.

I don’t know what is is with Steelers wide receivers, but they are always divas. From the entire shit show that Antonio Brown has turned into, to Juju dancing on teams logos, and Chase Claypool going from a stud wide receiver to quickly becoming a keyboard warrior.

The rosters were announced and I would be lying if I knew who these pro footballers are teamed up with. I can tell you how many yards Saquon rushed for last year, but I would have no idea who these people are even if my life depended on it. It shouldn’t be possible that these people are both humans. Saquon looks like an alien compared to his teammates.

The funny thing is that these 12 year olds could kick my ass in these video games. They’re probably getting paid more than my bum ass to deliver mail. They get to sit inside, and play video games all day while I freeze my ass off delivering mail that people will complain about.

What do you think?

Written by Mailman Dave

Just a regular mailman who wants to sit around and write about sports​

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