Imagine Being So Pathetic That You’re Practicing Your Celebration For The World Series

This is the saddest, most pathetic, and childlike thing I’ve ever seen. This is coming from an organization that hasn’t reached the World Series in over 6 years, and that was the last time they even sniffed the playoffs. This isn’t a group of 8-year-olds practicing winning the big game, this is grown, men. Everyone has been there, you’re alone in your driveway, you bounce the ball to yourself, and you count down from 3 as you take the game-winning shot to win the Finals. You sink the shot with nobody guarding you, nobody in the stands, but you act like you’re Michael Jordan. You’re fist-bumping in the driveway, you’re God’s gift to mankind. Now fast forward at least a dozen years and this is the Mets.

The Mets have been the laughing stock of baseball for half a dozen years, their old owners were in the same category as James Dolan. They get a new billionaire owner who gives 0 fucks about spending money. They traded for Fransico Lindor, and somehow they think they’re going to be the 1998 New York Yankees. P.S. The trash Mets will never be the Yankees, and yes I’m saying this as an extremely biased Yankees fan.

Growing up I would watch every Yankees game, I had my entire room painted as the iconic pinstripes, and I had a huge Yankees logo on my wall. So when I say the Mets organization is trash, pathetic, it’s 100% coming from a place of hate.

Written by Mailman Dave

Just a regular mailman who wants to sit around and write about sports​

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