KOOTENAI COUNTY – According to the Kootenai County Sheriff’s Office, a man and woman were involved in a domestic dispute over dog vomit. KCSO said either of them wanted to pick it up, so they threw it at each other.
KHQ
I fucking lost it when I read, “so they threw it at each other.” This wasn’t an internet laugh; this was a genuine tears in my eyes laugh. This couple went from not wanting to pick it up to throw it at each other what a wild series of events, what I would do to be a fly on the wall when this all happened.
If you have animals and a significant other, you have lived this nightmare before. An animal won’t run to the toilet to throw up, and the only thing you need to do is hold back their hair. Instead, they will shit or throw up wherever they are. No carpets, furniture, or floor is safe when it comes to animals. I have 2 cats and a dog. I’ve woken up to cat vomit on my carpet, bed, couches, and table. People like to say that dogs are disgusting with their slobber, but I’ll take that over the random cat vomit that you’ll find.
I’ve thrown out every excuse not to have to pick up cat or dog vomit. My feet are killing me from working all day; if I pick that up, I’m gonna throw up; I just sat down; you’re already up; you wanted the cats. I didn’t you pick it up. Most of them don’t work, and you end up having to get up and pick up the disgusting vomit. I’ve never once thought of picking it up and throwing it at my wife. Now let’s get to the nitty-gritty. How could you pick up vomit and throw it? One of my cats throws up disgusting logs, and the other is straight liquid. My dog’s throw-up is mostly liquid as well. Did they scoop up the liquid and toss handfuls of liquid? Was the vomit more solid, and they were throwing solid food vomit?
The woman was cited and released for domestic battery after she was identified as the predominant aggressor.
KHQ
Assuming that she was the first person to start throwing the vomit. Does it matter who threw the vomit first, but who finished it? When the sheriffs came to the house, were both of them covered in vomit? Did they not realize that if both of them left it that a dog being a dog would have eaten it?
