I know it’s early in the season, and most casual fans don’t care about baseball until they’re getting hammered in the middle of the day in the bleachers on a hot summer day. If you want to sound smart to your buddies who love baseball, toss out deGrom’s name and watch their dicks get hard. The numbers he is putting up are ridiculous, and tonight he somehow managed to lower his ERA to a ridiculous 0.31.
A COMPLETE GAME 2-HIT SHUTOUT FOR JACOB DEGROM
— SNY (@SNYtv) April 24, 2021
He retired the last 19 batters he faced. Utter dominance
9 IP
2 H
15 K
0 BB
2-4 AB
1 RBI pic.twitter.com/zbMjlMZt3q
Here's Jacob deGrom's 2021 season so far (4 starts):
— SNY (@SNYtv) April 24, 2021
2 W
0.31 ERA
29 IP
50 SO
13 H
1 ER
3 BB
0.55 WHIP
.545 AVG
6 H
2 RBI
.636 SLG
Unfair. Unreal. pic.twitter.com/wtISucLkLd
Oh yeah, not to mention this man also has 2 RBI’s, which is double the amount of runs he has given up. Not too shabby. These are little league numbers. If you played little league or even fucking tee-ball, there’s one player who was the clear best. They would pitch every other game, bat clean up, and then get screamed at by their father, who is living his glory days through his 12-year-old.
Jacob deGrom this season:
— ESPN Stats & Info (@ESPNStatsInfo) April 24, 2021
⚾️ 50 strikeouts, the most by a player through their 1st 4 starts of a season in the Modern Era (1900)
⚾️ 3 straight games with 14+ strikeouts, tied for the longest streak in the Modern Era
⚾️ Has more RBI (2) than he has earned runs allowed (1) pic.twitter.com/qNAIBDNEop
I could go on and on about his insane numbers and jerk off to his amazing stats. Who the fuck cares? Just know he’s the best pitcher in the entire league and probably the best player. Too bad he’s on the Mets, and nobody gives a flying fuck about them.
P.S. can deGrom go back in time when he had the Rapunzel hair, imagining thinking this guy would become one of the best pitchers in the league? His hair was thicker than the natural girl’s bush. You somehow managed to get more lost than usual trying to find the clit.
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