Mailman Dave
“A perfect example of that is in this third season of ‘Harley’ [when] we had a moment where Batman was going down on Catwoman. And DC was like, ‘You can’t do that. You absolutely cannot do that.’ They’re like, ‘Heroes don’t do that.’
Variety
Batman isn’t a carpet muncher because “heroes don’t do that” and this is very familiar with somebody else that we know.
Proclaiming that you’re a king isn’t that different from being a hero. Nobody knows DJ Khaled’s upbringing; nobody has seen his parents. There have never been any videos of DJ Khaled surprising his parents with a car or a house like most musicians and athletes do. DJ Khaled is super rich, and I don’t understand how he has so much money. I know that he’s been part of huge songs, but screaming another one doesn’t take much talent. It’s the perfect excuse to say how you’ve made money, and screaming another one doesn’t take much time. He could record that once and send them to people every time.
Now DJ Khaled doesn’t exactly have Batman’s body, but fat suits have come a long way. What if he’s sitting there with a fat suit to hide a 12 pack and scars of fighting crime?
Maybe this is all bullshit, and DJ Khaled and Batman both love to eat pussy. DJ Khaled only ever says another one, and maybe it’s because his mouth is so sore from eating pussy all night long. Batman always has a super deep, growling voice, and that’s been known to hide his identity of being Bruce Wayne, but what if his voice is so sore from eating pussy all day?
