As I’m sure you have heard there have been multiple UFOs shot down over North America in the past week or so, including a UFO incursion into Chinese Airspace a couple of days ago. Now there have been questions swirling surrounding these incidents, but I only have one. Do I need to get ready for Chinese Paratroopers dropping into campus, or a giant alien mothership the size of a city ready to send me to the next life? Personally, I’m hoping for the good old-fashioned alien invasion. I think somewhere at some point, something really messed up the timeline and now we are living in an alternate reality where dancing teenagers on an app can achieve the same fame and notoriety as the men who walked on the moon, with a glorified houseplant for a Commander in Chief, and a real-life Bond Villain has invaded Ukraine and is currently throwing cold war era equipment and 18-year-old conscripts into a meat grinder. So you know what, it’s been a good run, I have lived a good life and I’m ready for some advanced alien species to hit the ol reset button, cheers gents.