Six figures because of tacos. This is real money we are talking about, and it all has to do with tacos. Are you like LeBron and love to sing and scream about Taco Tuesdays? Is your perfect lunch and dinner an all-you-can-eat of tacos? This job would be perfect for you. Everybody loves tacos, from 4-year-olds to your drunk idiot self who hopes and prays that they don’t blow themselves up at 2 in the morning while you make tacos. The position of Director of Taco Relationships sounds like a complicated job that is filled with thousands of hours of responsibility. Well, you’re wrong.
They’ll work with McCormick’s branding team to develop recipes using McCormick’s Taco Seasoning mix and travel across the country to dish about taco trends with taco fans and chefs. They’ll also visit McCormick’s global headquarters to take a taco immersion course and help the company develop engaging social media content. In this part-time consulting role, the Director would be expected to work up to 20 hours a week for up to four months.
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Being a fat ass, I have eaten my share of tacos, and if I could make $100,000 to create new recipes, sign me up. 20 hours a week for four months to eat tacos? You know what they say, love what you do, and you’ll never work a day in your life. This seems like a job that will go to some influencer who already has hundreds of thousands of followers; a man can dream, though. I’m not the only one who has dreamt of this dream job, though.
McCormick’s tweet has taken social media by storm as every person who has eaten a taco is pleading for the job. Regardless of who gets the job, it’ll be a dream job and one I’ll be kicking myself in the ass cause I didn’t apply. Would you be okay with eating nothing but tacos for 4 straight months to get $100,000? I know my answer is yes.
