TFM
Kendall Jenner, Hailey Bieber, Lori Harvey, and some friends were seen in what my mother would describe as, “revealing swim trunks” as they partied on a yacht. I don’t know what connects this group of women other than fame and incredible good looks, but they appeared to be having a great time.
Supposedly, the group rented this yacht for a day while on vacation in Mexico. I was unaware that yachts could even be rented for a day like that. This is likely due to the price being somewhere near the value of each of my expendable organs. My first thought probably should’ve been about the gorgeous women in bikinis. Instead, I wondered if one of them fit the bill, or if their Venmo transactions are just that big.
That being said, the gorgeous women in bikinis were still the only thing remotely newsworthy on the yacht. To no one’s surprise, the girlfriends of Justin Bieber and Bad Bunny look like Michelangelo’s sculptures… if he were straight that is. The surprise to me is that Steve Harvey’s daughter is nothing short of gorgeous. It’s not the first time that’s been said on this site, but it shocks me every time.
Jenner had the boat full of bottles of her tequila, 818 (please pay me for that promotion Kendall). To me, this confirms the theory that free alcohol is always the best. Jenner was in Mexico with an endless bank account and drank her own tequila. Let’s be honest, she’d rather have whatever Turtle invested in in Entourage.
This boat seems like a really fun place to be. I’d pay money for an afternoon on that yacht. I wouldn’t be able to pick up a woman if you gifted me Timothee Chalamet’s bone structure. Regardless, talking to a group of women like this one would serve as the best rizz practice in the world.
