On the latest episode of The Kardashians, Kim K claimed to be more of a “lights off” type of woman in the bedroom while discussing past relationship issues with Scott Disick. While I personally have never slept with Kim (surprising, I know), I’ve got a feeling that this shy narrative isn’t all that true and I think a vast majority of the internet agrees as well. Could it be due to the fact that the Kardashian family always has the spotlight on them? Maybe. Or just simply the fact that Kim Kardashian stars in one of the most viewed adult films of all time (in which all of the lights were on). I’d probably lean toward the latter.
Without context, it’s been pretty easy for Twitter to absolutely tear Kim K apart for this claim as there is literally video evidence that it’s not true. Granted, that special video was released decades ago so a lot could’ve changed since then. However, if I had spent the amount of money on plastic surgery that Kim K has, there is no way that I’m going Zero Dark Thirty in the bedroom.
Maybe Kim transitioned to this “blackout” era when she dated Pete Davidson. Don’t get me wrong, I love Pete and everything he’s done for the medium-ugly men of our world, but I’m not so sure I’d want perfect lighting while getting intimate with him (speaking from Kim’s perspective, of course).
I feel bad that Kim has to have her personal life under such scrutiny, but at the same time, it is incredibly entertaining. I didn’t even need to open the comments on the Tweets that initially reported her “lights off” preference to know that they would be absolutely ruthless.
