Listen up, dudes! Kim Kardashian thinks teeth are hot. You heard me right, teeth are sexy now, so make sure you brush up and floss because odds are she isn’t the only smokin’ hot 40-year-old mom that thinks so.
In the latest episode of The Kardashians which aired last night, Kim K revealed that her biggest turn-on is a good set of teeth. She said, “teeth are like one of my biggest turn-ons. The straighter, the hornier I’ll get. Just kidding — but not kidding.”
While teeth are a surprising turn-on for any woman, I think everyone everywhere is a little shocked to hear Kim say that. For one thing, I would’ve thought her biggest turn-on would be something along the lines of “likes to be filmed” or “has a big peen.” What’s even more surprising is that these comments come after ending a multi-month relationship with Pete Davidson less than a year ago. For those of you who don’t know why that matters, here is a photo of Pete’s teeth.
Let’s be real, Pete’s teeth are more spaced out than dude’s at a urinal. While his teeth actually do look much better now, there has been a lot of speculation that Kim was a reason for that. Davidson famously donned a new pair of teeth towards the start of 2022, which was in the beginning stages of him and Kim’s relationship. So that begs the question, did Pete get new teeth for Kim? The answer: I don’t know, maybe.
Regardless, Kim’s comments on the show last night could easily be taken as a dig by Davidson. As for the rest of us, we should probably all go do that teeth whitening thing at the mall if we ever want a chance at bagging one of the hundreds of Kardashians. I for one have already brushed three times since hearing the news and suggest you all go do the same.
